Been MIA for a couple of weeks so got some backlash when it comes to my words of the day. As you might know/have read, (almost) every single day – when I don’t forget – I post a word of the day on twitter, inspired by my Urban Dictionary Calendar.
Conintuing the tradition in 2012 with a fresh stack I reckon I need to do a quick catch-up for my slacking. What follows are some of the best words I saw the past weeks 
nap mouth - The bad taste in your mouth just after waking up from a nap.
time vampire - Something or someone who literally sucks your time like a vampire sucks blood.
seat gypsie - A person or group of people that travel from one unclaimed seat to another (normally at sporting events) because their cheap asses couldn’t fork up the money for better seats. Said people are forced to move once seats are claimed by the rightful ticket holders.
nomonym - When you eat something and it tastes like something else.
cheappuccino - Any of the wide variety of flavored coffee drinks offered at convenience stores that can be purchased for less than half the price of a coffeehouse cappuccino.
X-rayted - TSA rating for airport, naked body scan images.
thrift whore - person who shops at many different thrift stores, thereby often finding wonderful deals.
testicular fortitude - balls, guts, intestinal fortitude
dweet - Twitter tweet sent when drunk. A drunk tweet
airport vultures - Passengers waiting to board a plane who stalk around near and clog up the boarding gate before a flight, regardless of where their seat is or when boarding actually is.
masturdating - Going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.
party claim - Objects left at a party may be claimed by the host.
pornocchio - A person who embellishes their sexcapades to sound cooler.
economic vegetarian - Only eating Vegatables because you can’t afford to buy meat.
dish envy - Sudden, intense longing and regret derived from watching a particularly appetizing dish being delivered to a nearby table.
Oh, and yesterday I tweeted the classic ‘ass antlers’ (known as tramp stamps amongst the general public) courtesy of @Gammet
A type of tattoo, usually worn by women, on the lower back and branching upwards from the buttcrack. From the original German “Arschgeweih”.
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